Someone suggested that I try a coffee enema. They said it's a great detox for your body. Well, the first thing that came to my mind was "how the hell did they come up with that one?" I mean, way back when they invented everything. Did someone come around with a list of things to put up your ass and methodically try each one?
It probably went something like this: "Alright, Joe, today you try broccoli and beans. Lenny, you're on with potato chips. Wendell..." They would have to keep shoving things up their asses until something good happened. Which could take years!
For me, the jury is still out on this one. For all I know, the only benefit would be the ability to fart cappuccinos.
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